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EPISODES AND CHAPTERS

Chapter 1: Wherein Frank loses his mansion (pdf)Download
Chapter 2: What happened to Frank among the vulgars (pdf)Download
Chapter 3: How Frank escaped from the vulgars, and what happened to him (pdf)Download
Chapter 4: How Frank met his former bartender, Les Payne, and what ensued (pdf)Download
Chapter 5: Hurricane, Plane Crash, Four Tornadoes and a Blizzard... (pdf)Download
Chapter 6: How a fine Act-of-Faith was performed to prevent intemperate weather, and how Frank was.. (pdf)Download
Chapter 7: How an old woman took care of Frank, and how he found his love (pdf)Download
Chapter 8: Missile-Tits’ story (pdf)Download
Chapter 9: What happened to Missile-Tits, Frank, the oil billionaire, and the strip-mall preacher (pdf)Download
Chapter 10: How Frank, Missile-Tits, and the old woman arrived at Corpus Christi in great distress.. (pdf)Download
Chapter 11: The Old Woman’s Story (pdf)Download
Chapter 12: Further misfortunes of the old woman (pdf)Download
Chapter 13: How Frank was forced to leave the fair Missile-Tits and the old woman (pdf)Download
Chapter 14: How Frank and Mahmud were received by the Islamic State (pdf)Download
Chapter 15: How Frank killed the brother of his beloved Missile-Tits (pdf)Download
Chapter 16: What happened to the two travelers with two girls, two monkeys, and the infidels... (pdf)Download
Chapter 17: How Frank and Mahmud came to the land of Shangri-La (pdf)Download
Chapter 18: What they saw in Shangri-La (pdf)Download
Chapter 19: What happened to them at Kashgar, and how Frank became acquainted with Dr. King (pdf)Download
Chapter 20: What happened to Frank and Martin on their flight (pdf)Download
Chapter 21: How Frank and Martin reasoned with each other as their aircraft approached France (pdf)Download
Chapter 22: What happened to Frank and Martin in France (pdf)Download
Chapter 23: How Frank and Martin learned of events in England, and what was revealed there (pdf)Download
Chapter 24: The secretary and the historiographer (pdf)Download
Chapter 25: A Visit to Signor Pococurante, Venetian senator (pdf)Download
Chapter 26: How Frank and Martin had supper with six foreigners, and who they were (pdf)Download
Chapter 27: Frank’s flight to Istanbul (pdf)Download
Chapter 28: What happened to Frank, Dick, Les, Mahmud, and Martin (pdf)Download
Chapter 29: How Frank found Missile-Tits and the old woman again (pdf)Download
Chapter 30: Conclusion (pdf)Download

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